Obama Administrations "Fog Of War" Discrepancies... OR Outright LIes???

Below from http://www.TheBlaze.com at http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2011/05/05/are-bin-laden-story-discrepencies-really-from-the-fog-of-war/

As we’ve seen, there have been a number of conflicting and changing stories about what went down during the raid on Osama bin Laden’s compound Sunday. The White House has dismissed the bungled facts as a symptom of the “fog of war.” But as Bookworm Room notes, while it looks like the SEALs did their job, the White House is botching the entire operation.
So how many different stories have there been? Bookworm counts at least 26:

1) There was a firefight.
2) There was no firefight.
3) Bin Laden was “resisting.”
4) Bin Laden wasn’t armed. (Makes the concept of “resisting” interesting.)
[4.a) And the newest one: the SEALS thought bin Laden was reaching for a weapon.]
5) He used his wife as a shield.
6) His wife was killed too.
7) He didn’t use his wife as a shield. She ran at a SEAL who shot her in the leg, but she’s fine.
8 ) Some other woman — the maid? — was used as a shield. By somebody. Downstairs.
9) That other woman — downstairs — was killed.
10) Maybe not. She was killed unless she wasn’t — and who was she, anyway?
11) Bin Laden’s son was killed.
12) Unless it was some other guy.
13) Bin Laden’s daughter saw him get killed. She’s undoubtedly traumatized, poor dear.
14) They were going to capture Bin Laden until the problem with the helicopter, which was:
A) It had mechanical trouble
B) It did a hard landing
C) It crashed
D) It clipped a wall with a tail rotor, effectively a crash

15.) They were never going to try to capture him; it was always a kill mission.
16.) No, it wasn’t.
17) The chopper blew up.
18) The SEALs blew it up.
19.) Panetta said yesterday the world needed proof and the photo would be released.
20.) Obama said today in an interview he taped with Steve Kroft for “60 Minutes” to be broadcast Sunday that it won’t be released. It’s too gruesome, would offend Muslim sensibilities (something he worries about a lot — I personally do not give a warm fart on a wet Wednesday about Muslim sensibilities), and how would Americans feel if Muslims released pictures of dead Americans?
21.) Kroft — who’s not a total idiot — pointed out that ever since “Black Hawk Down” days, Muslims have been doing precisely that, filming American bodies being dragged through the streets, filming Daniel Pearl’s head being cut off, filming any and everything.
22) Obama gets pissed at CBS, the tape gets cleaned up, that question disappears. (Inside info.)
23.) We got a “treasure trove” of stuff from hard drives, etc.
24.) There were no phone lines, and no internet access at the “mansion,” they didn’t even have TV — what “treasure trove?”
25.) There is obviously in the pictures of the place a large satellite dish. I guess they used it for making salads.
26.) And now, just today: apparently the idea was to capture him, but only if he was naked. There was a suspicion he might be wearing a suicide bomber type explosive vest, or belt. So if he’s not naked and you can’t see if he has a vest on or not – shoot him.

Is this really “fog of war”?

It's Time To EAT THE RICH... that's right... TAKE ALL THEIR MONEY!!!

Since the majority of our dumb-assed politicians don't have the balls to cut spending and balance the budget and start paying down the national debt of over $14 TRILLION and rising to over $20 TRILLION under Obama... here's a way to at least balance the budget this year!

HOW TO BALANCE THE BUDGET AND PAY OFF THE DEBT... GET RID OF THESE THOUSANDS OF ADVISORY BOARDS!!!

EDIT - OOPS... I obviously made a big boo-boo on my math and the figure should have been BILLION's, not TRILLION's... but still, that is a LOT of money and should still be cut from the budget.  Obviously, I should have double and triple checked my math before posting this one!  :-P

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So... I was just watching Fox News Channel reporting about Obama naming Immelt to head a new "Advisory Board" and in their follow-up reporting, they found that the Federal Government has OVER 1,000 different advisory boards with over 74,000 members sitting on these various boards. FNC further reported that just in the year 2000, the taxpayers paid OVER $200 MILLION for theses boards and that figure grew to OVER $350 MILLION in 2010 and is expected to be OVER $400 MILLION in 2011.

So... a little math and just between 2000-2010, the taxpayers paid AROUND $3 TRILLION for these boards. Now, with the national debt being over $14 TRILLION AND GROWING BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS, if we just got rid of all these boards, we would save OVER $4 TRILLION over the next 10 years but more importantly, if we did NOT have all these political patronage boards in the first place, we would not have a national debt at all. If we wasted AROUND $3 TRILLION in the past 10 years, extrapolating that even further back, I'm pretty sure we've spent MORE THAN $14 TRILLION over the past 50-70 years... the time frame that Washington, DC and all of the crooked-assed politicians started growing by leaps and bounds and pissing away so much of the taxpayers money on bullshit and frivolous programs... including these thousands of boards.

The President should end all of these boards by executive order but since he has been creating more and more boards in the past two years, I'm sure he won't... so it's up to the Republicans and hopefully some Democrats in Congress to pass legislation and budgets that defund these boards so they'll all just go away.

And... since I'm sending this email to ALL of my politicians from Louisiana and Washington, how about Louisiana getting rid of all of their bullshit boards and committees that cost us money at the state level. We elect you politicians to do YOUR JOB... not to hire boards and committees to do your job for you. If you can't do the job, then quit and let us hire/elect someone who can do the job without stealing more of our hard earned money!!!!

Lenny Vasbinder

NOTE - THIS WAS ALSO SENT TO ALL OF MY POLITICIANS USING THE TEA PARTY CITIZEN ACTION CENTER.  http://www.votervoice.net/Core.aspx?AID=1219&APP=GAC&SiteID=0&IssueID=21315

HEY POLITICIANS... YOU DO NOT NEED MORE MONEY IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE SECURITY

After hearing all the politicians begging for more of our hard earned money, under the guise of wanting more personal security following the Tucson, AZ shootings and murder by a deranged left-leaning nut-job, I waited a week and finally decided to send the following email to ALL of my elected officials using the Tea Party Citizen Action Center's email service for Louisiana residents.  I don't know if this type of service is available in other states but I LOVE the fact that it's available to those of us in Louisiana. 

-----Original Message-----


From: donotreply@votervoice.net [mailto:donotreply@votervoice.net]

Sent: Friday, January 14, 2011 10:20 AM

To: Leonard Vasbinder

Subject: Confirmation of: YOU DO NOT NEED MORE MONEY IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE SECURITY

***Please do not reply to this email--this confirmation simply lets you know that your message was sent.***

Leonard Vasbinder:

Your message has been sent to the following recipients:

* President Barack Obama
* Vice President Joe Biden
* Senator Mary Landrieu
* Senator David Vitter
* Representative Steve Scalise
* Governor Bobby Jindal
* Lt. Governor Jay Dardenne
* Secretary of State Tom Schedler
* Attorney General Buddy Caldwell
* Senator Conrad Appel
* Representative Kirk Talbot

The content of your message is as follows:

Dear [The message(s) you sent had each recipient's name here]:

IN LIEU OF THE RECENT SHOOTING OF CONGRESSWOMAN GIFFORDS, I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF POLITICIANS CLAMORING FOR MORE MONEY IN THEIR BUDGETS FOR ADDED SECURITY.

YOU ALREADY GET ENOUGH TAX PAYER MONEY AND INSTEAD OF THE 5% DECREASE THAT BOEHNER IS PUSHING, IT SHOULD BE MORE LIKE 25%. RE-ALLOCATE YOUR MONEY... GET RID OF YOUR EXCESS STAFFERS... GET RID OF YOUR EXTRA OFFICES AND ALL THE EXPENSE THAT GOES WITH EACH OF THEM. THEN, AFTER THE 25% REDUCTION IN YOUR BUDGET, IF YOU'VE BEEN PRUDENT WITH YOUR CUTS, YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH FOR A BODY GUARD... BUT THEN WHY SHOULD YOU GET ONE???

SOLDIERS PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE AND DON'T HAVE BODYGUARDS. POLICE OFFICERS PUT THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE AND DON'T HAVE BODYGUARDS. BOTH OF THOSE PUBLIC SERVANTS ARE IN FAR MORE DANGEROUS SITUATIONS AND DON'T HAVE BODY GUARDS... SO WHY SHOULD YOU? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL OR MORE IMPORTANT THAN A SOLDIER OR POLICE OFFICER? WELL YOU'RE NOT!!!!!

NOW GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND GO OUT AND HOLD PUBLIC MEETINGS AND MEET AND LISTEN TO YOUR BOSSES... THE CITIZENS WHO HIRED YOU TO DO YOUR JOB... NOT TO PISS AWAY MORE OF OUR HARD EARNED MONEY!!!

Sincerely,

Leonard Vasbinder

Leroy The Redneck Reindeer - by Joe Diffie - Steve Pippin - Stacey Slate (Joe Diffie 1996)

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(Make sure your speakers are on. The words to the song are shown below!)

 

Leroy the Redneck Reindeer

(Joe Diffie / Steve Pippin / Stacey Slate)

Joe Diffie - 1996

Well, you've all heard about Rudolph and his nose,

But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told.

Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard yet.

About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget.


Rudolph was under the weather, he had to call in sick.

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy, who lived out in the sticks.

He said: "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck."

Leroy said "Hey I'm on my way," and he jumped in his pick-up truck.


When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed.

They'd never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat.

But Santa stepped in and said: "Just calm down cause we've all got a job to do.

"And like it or not, Leroy's in charge, and he's gonna be leading you."


And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer,

Hooked to the front of the sleigh.

Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way.

He's just a down home party animal, two-stepping across the sky.

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell, and made history that night.


Before that night was over, Leroy had changed their tune.

He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof, by the light of a neon moon.

Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag, he was having the time of his life.

And you can hear him call Merry Christmas y'all, and to all of y'all a good night.


And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer,

Hooked to the front of the sleigh.

Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way.

He's just a down home party animal, two-stepping across the sky.

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell, and made history that night.

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell, and made history that night.

Merry Christmas And Happy Holidays To All - Now Here Are Some Recent Holiday Jokes/Stories That I Received Via Email!

Subject: FW: [joke] Holiday Eating Tips


1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread all tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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Subject: [joke] Nativity Scene


In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You damn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

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Subject: FW: [joke] Happy Thanksgiving (US)


Today is Thanksgiving in the US. People are travelling to be with family and/or friends, turkeys are being cooked, vast feasts are being laid out on crowded dining room tables. Parades are being watched, football games being played and teams being cheered on. Later today, people will be laying about in a food induced stupor.

You guys living in other countries are busy working and waiting for Friday to come, not knowing what you are missing .

Here is a quick video for your enjoyment today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_GfEKMW8M

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Subject: FW: [blue_joke] Dirty Xmas

Top 10 things that sound dirty on Christmas, but aren't....

10. Did you get any under the tree?

9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

8. Check out Rudolph's honker!

7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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Merry Christmas to all my Nutty Friends and Family!

"Before You Go" - Thank You Veterans And Happy Veterans Day!!!!

I got the below email from an online friend and thought I would share it on this day of thanks and remembrance for our Veterans.  Here is the video on YouTube, which I wanted to embed here but they have the embedding turned off so you'll have to go to the YouTube or the "Before You Go" website to watch and hear this fine song.

http://www.beforeyougo.us/play_byg (WWII and Korean War Version)

http://www.beforeyougo.us/play_byg_vn (Vietnam War Version)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A393E3wF-o

(The below email that I received seems to be an edited version of the full story here... http://www.beforeyougo.us/the_story_behind_before_you_go)

The elderly parking lot attendant wasn't in a good mood!


Neither was Sam Bierstock. It was around 1 a.m., and Bierstock, a Delray Beach, FL, eye doctor, business consultant, corporate speaker and musician, was bone tired after appearing at an event.

He pulled up in his car, and the parking attendant began to speak. "I took two bullets for this country and look what I'm doing," he said bitterly

At first, Bierstock didn't know what to say to the World War II veteran. But he rolled down his window and told the man, "Really, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you."

Then the old soldier began to cry.

"That really got to me," Bierstock says.

Cut to today.

Bierstock, 58, and John Melnick, 54, of Pompano Beach - a member of Bierstock's band, Dr. Sam and the Managed Care Band - have written a song inspired by that old soldier in the airport parking lot. The mournful "Before You Go" does more than salute those who fought in WWII. It encourages people to go out of their way to thank the aging warriors before they die.

"If we had lost that particular war, our whole way of life would have been shot," says Bierstock, who plays harmonica. "The WW II soldiers are now dying at the rate of about 2,000 every day. I thought we needed to thank them."

The song is striking a chord. Within four days of Bierstock placing it on the Web, the song and accompanying photo essay have bounced around nine countries, producing tears and heartfelt thanks from veterans, their sons and daughters and grandchildren.

"It made me cry," wrote one veteran's son. Another sent an e-mail saying that only after his father consumed several glasses of wine would he discuss " the unspeakable horrors" he and other soldiers had witnessed in places such as Anzio, Iwo Jima, Bataan and Omaha Beach . "I can never thank them enough," the son wrote. "Thank you for thinking about them."

Bierstock and Melnick thought about shipping it off to a professional singer, maybe a Lee Greenwood type, but because time was running out for so many veterans, they decided it was best to release it quickly, for free, on the Web. They've sent the song to Sen. John McCain and others in Washington. They hope every veteran in America gets a chance to hear it.

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO HEAR THE SONG AND SEE THE PICTURES:
http://www.managedmusic.com/Music/PlayBeforeYouGo.php

Thank you Veterans... and Happy Veterans Day!!!

Lenny Vasbinder

A Taxpayer Petition in Support of Preventing Tax HIkes - NTU.org (National Taxpayers Union)

I just signed the petition from the NTU directing Congress to pass legislation continuing the current tax rates (aka The President Bush Tax Cuts), otherwise a THREE TRILLION DOLLAR tax hike will take place next year... and we all know that Washington does NOT need to be spending and wasting even more money.  They already get $2.4 TRILLION to spend and can't even spend that responsibly and since Obama has been in office, they have been spending over a TRILLION DOLLARS MORE than the allowed $2.4 TRILLION (meaning deficits of OVER A TRILLION dollars a year under Obama AND $1.4 TRILLION THIS YEAR... which would be comparable to a family making $100,000 a year and spending over $140,000 a year and we all know that won't work!!!!)

Anyhow.. here's the link where you can sign the petition and I strongly encourage you to do so.

https://secure3.convio.net/ntu/site/Advocacy?cmd=display&page=UserAction&id=983&JServSessionIdr004

A Taxpayer Petition in Support of Preventing Tax Hikes

If Congress doesn’t act before the end of the year to prevent it, we’ll see an enormous $3 trillion tax hike take effect on January 1, 2011. Every single American, rich, poor, or in between, will see their income taxes rise, investment taxes skyrocket, and the revival of the currently expired Death Tax. These new burdens will devastate families and businesses across the country as they struggle to shake off the effects of the recession. Congress should act immediately to permanently extend current tax rates.


Recipients:
 
President Barack Obama
Your Senators
Your Representative

Message


A Taxpayer Petition in Support of Preventing Tax Hikes

Dear [Decision Maker],

Whereas, failing to act before the end of the year would lead to $3 trillion worth of tax hikes taking immediate effect at the beginning of 2011;

Whereas, failing to act before the end of the year would cause every income tax bracket to rise, investment taxes to skyrocket, and the currently expired Death Tax to return with a vengeance;

Whereas, higher taxes will devastate our shaky recovery by reducing incentives for individuals and businesses to work and invest;

Whereas, more than 300 economists from all across the country and the ideological spectrum signed on to a letter supporting extension of lower tax rates;

Whereas, the American people sent a resounding message in the 2010 midterm elections that they support lower taxes and smaller government;

Therefore: I urge the President and the United States Congress to act immediately to prevent huge new tax burdens by permanently extending current tax rates.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]
[Your Address]
[City, State ZIP]

Scariest (or cutest) costume of the year? - GlennBeck.com

Kids dressed as Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin... best costumes of the year...

Halloween, Mardi Gras, Tea Party Events, etc.

Read the full story here:

 http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/47496/ 

Thank You Mr. President!

A picture speaks a thousand words!

More Halloween Cartoons

Halloween Carved Pumpkins by Ray Villafane

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Artist Ray Villafane (<< pumpkin carving tutuorial and gallery) began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting. Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  Considering his politics, Letterman is REALLY scary!!!

AND THE SCARIEST OF ALL SAVED FOR LAST!!!

Defund NPR, PBS and CPB Now!

Here's an email I just sent to ALL of my politicians using the Tea Party Citizen Action Center for Louisiana. http://teapartycac.com/index.php

Read the below email and link and I hope you'll blast your politicians also!

Lenny Vasbinder

-----Original Message-----
From: donotreply@votervoice.net
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:22 PM
To: Leonard Vasbinder
Subject: Confirmation of: Defund NPR, PBS and CPB Now!

***Please do not reply to this email--this confirmation simply lets you know that your message was sent.***

Leonard Vasbinder:

Your message has been sent to the following recipients:

* President Barack Obama
* Vice President Joe Biden
* Senator Mary Landrieu
* Senator David Vitter
* Representative Steve Scalise
* Governor Bobby Jindal
* Lt. Governor Scott Angelle
* Secretary of State Jay Dardenne
* Attorney General Buddy Caldwell
* Senator Conrad Appel
* Representative Kirk Talbot


The content of your message is as follows:

Dear [The message(s) you sent had each recipient's name here]:

Thomas Jefferson said: "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."

And yet, that is exactly what NPR, PBS and CPB do each and every day. The recent termination of Juan Williams proves that NPR is nothing more than a far-left propaganda mill. And the fact that NPR receives taxpayer dollars is, frankly, ludicrous. Simply put, the time has long past to cut off all taxpayer funding to NPR, PBS and CPB.

If NPR wants to fire Juan Williams for violating its vague and loosely defined "editorial standards" ... FINE. But we (the American people) have every right to do the same to NPR for violating the American people's "editorial standards" and sensibilities.

Several Members of Congress have already commented on this issue and have expressed a desire to cut off NPR, PBS and CPB from receiving taxpayer dollars. Admittedly, some conservative members of Congress are indeed "talking the talk." But please know that merely talking the talk is not enough. The American people demand action and we want NPR, PBS and CPB defunded... now.

Please do everything in your power to ensure that happens without delay!

AND...

Don't fall for the 1% to 3% BS that NPR is putting out right now. They actually get from 23% to 41% of their funding at the expense of tax payers. Read more here...

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=220205

BUT... even if you do fall for the 1% to 3% BS, I still DEMAND that you cut that tax payer funding as well. Let them stand on their merits like any other network.

Sincerely,

Leonard Vasbinder

The Ant And The Grasshopper - Democrat-Socialist Version

The following is the Democratic “common good” version of the old favorite, the Ant and the Grasshopper:

Remember the ant and the grasshopper?

OLD VERSION...

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all summer long.  He builds his house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool.  He laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm.  The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

The moral to the story being:  BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF!

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NEW VERSION... (sad but true)

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all summer long.  He builds his house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool.  He laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm.  The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!

CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of shivering grasshoppers, next to a video of an ant in his comfortable home, with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer this way?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the grasshopper.  Everyone cries when they sing “It’s Not Easy Being Green”.

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house, where the news stations film the group singing “We Shall Overcome”. Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper’s sake, and reminds the group to contribute to his group, so that he can “continue the fight” for grasshoppers, everywhere!

Ted Kennedy (RIP) & John Kerry exclaim, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, that the ant has gotten rich, off the back of the poor grasshopper!  Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant pay “his fair share”!

Finally, the EEOC drafts the “Economic Equity For Grasshoppers Act”, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire the proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his house is confiscated by the government.

Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper, in a defamation suit against the ant. The case is tried in federal court, with a jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.

Surprise!  The ant loses the case!

The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food, while the government house he lives in (which happens to be the ant’s old house) crumbles around him, due to lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow.  The grasshopper is found, dead, in a drug-related incident.  The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders, who terrorize this once-peaceful neighborhood.

The moral of this version? Don’t vote for Democrats or liberals.

Halloween - Kid's Costumes

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SERIOUSLY!! Can you imagine walking up to a house with this on?

You wouldn't be able to get anywhere NEAR the door!

 I hope this cute little girl doesn't go to any left-wing nutjob's house who is anti-Tea Party!

They might go postal on the cute little girl.  Sorry... no kid postal worker costume.  LOL



 Oompa Loompa!

Cute little prickly cactus! 

 Kinda makes me hungry!

I hope this kid doesn't have to climb many stairs 

Need a hint?  See below the pic! 

Answer:  Dukes Of Hazzard's Boss Hogg

Halloween Is Going To Suck This Year - Political Joke - Haunted Houses

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Federal Government Is Changing The National Emblem From The Eagle To A Condom

Official Announcement:

The government, today, announced that it is

changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM

because it more accurately reflects the

government's political stance.  A condom allows

for inflation, halts production, destroys the next

generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives

you a sense of security while you're actually being

screwed!!!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!!

IMMIGRATION CRIME ALERT

IMMIGRATION CRIME ALERT

The United States Border Patrol is asking citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border of Mexico and into points along the U.S. border. If you see the vehicle pictured below and have reasons to believe that it is the suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact your local police department or federal government authorities.

LOL.  I don't know who comes up with some of the jokes going around but hats off to them!

Lenny Vasbinder

Limbaugh Labels Obama 'Jackass' on Economy - NewsMax.com

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Rush-Limbaugh-Obama-jackass-economy/2010/10/05/id/372708

By: David A. Patten Tuesday, 05 Oct 2010 05:53 PM

Radio talk-show giant Rush Limbaugh blasted President Barack Obama for his flawed understanding of the economy on Tuesday, referring to Obama as an "economic ignoramus" and a "jackass."

Triggering Limbaugh's wrath on his program were Obama's remarks to his economic recovery board on Monday.

At that meeting, top economic experts Martin Feldstein and William Donaldson advised the president to encourage businesses to hire workers by extending the Bush tax cuts. But Obama defended his policy of allowing taxes to increase on those families earning $250,000 or more.

"I don’t know any economists," said the president, "who think we are likely to get a bump in aggregate demand from $700 billion of borrowed money going to people like those of us around the table, who, if I suspect want a flat-screen TV, can afford one right now and are going out and buying one."

Limbaugh said he found it incredible that the president believes purchases of flat-screened televisions could bring about an economic recovery. He pointed out most of those are made in China anyway.

Obama is an “idiot, where capitalism is concerned,” Limbaugh said.

During the exchange with the economists, Obama said he was not concerned that wealthy people hit by large tax increases would "take their ball and go home," rather than contribute to economic activity.

According to ABC News, Limbaugh referred to the president as "our imam-child." Limbaugh shot back, “They have already taken their trillion-dollar ball home, and they're sitting on it, you jackass!"

Limbaugh pointed out that no one was proposing additional tax cuts. Extending the Bush tax cuts for everyone, Limbaugh said, would encourage businesses to invest and create jobs “which, once upon a time, we were told, was Obama’s top priority.”

Limbaugh added of the president: "He's a jackass. He's an economic illiterate. He's an economic ignoramus.”

“And that's being charitable.”

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

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Lenny Vasbinder