Thursday, October 28, 2010

Halloween Carved Pumpkins by Ray Villafane

Artist Ray Villafane (<< pumpkin carving tutuorial and gallery) began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting. Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years.

















AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  Considering his politics, Letterman is REALLY scary!!!

AND THE SCARIEST OF ALL SAVED FOR LAST!!!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Defund NPR, PBS and CPB Now!

Here's an email I just sent to ALL of my politicians using the Tea Party Citizen Action Center for Louisiana. http://teapartycac.com/index.php

Read the below email and link and I hope you'll blast your politicians also!

Lenny Vasbinder

-----Original Message-----
From: donotreply@votervoice.net
Sent: Wednesday, October 27, 2010 2:22 PM
To: Leonard Vasbinder
Subject: Confirmation of: Defund NPR, PBS and CPB Now!

***Please do not reply to this email--this confirmation simply lets you know that your message was sent.***

Leonard Vasbinder:

Your message has been sent to the following recipients:

* President Barack Obama
* Vice President Joe Biden
* Senator Mary Landrieu
* Senator David Vitter
* Representative Steve Scalise
* Governor Bobby Jindal
* Lt. Governor Scott Angelle
* Secretary of State Jay Dardenne
* Attorney General Buddy Caldwell
* Senator Conrad Appel
* Representative Kirk Talbot


The content of your message is as follows:

Dear [The message(s) you sent had each recipient's name here]:

Thomas Jefferson said: "To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical."

And yet, that is exactly what NPR, PBS and CPB do each and every day. The recent termination of Juan Williams proves that NPR is nothing more than a far-left propaganda mill. And the fact that NPR receives taxpayer dollars is, frankly, ludicrous. Simply put, the time has long past to cut off all taxpayer funding to NPR, PBS and CPB.

If NPR wants to fire Juan Williams for violating its vague and loosely defined "editorial standards" ... FINE. But we (the American people) have every right to do the same to NPR for violating the American people's "editorial standards" and sensibilities.

Several Members of Congress have already commented on this issue and have expressed a desire to cut off NPR, PBS and CPB from receiving taxpayer dollars. Admittedly, some conservative members of Congress are indeed "talking the talk." But please know that merely talking the talk is not enough. The American people demand action and we want NPR, PBS and CPB defunded... now.

Please do everything in your power to ensure that happens without delay!

AND...

Don't fall for the 1% to 3% BS that NPR is putting out right now. They actually get from 23% to 41% of their funding at the expense of tax payers. Read more here...

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=220205

BUT... even if you do fall for the 1% to 3% BS, I still DEMAND that you cut that tax payer funding as well. Let them stand on their merits like any other network.

Sincerely,

Leonard Vasbinder

Monday, October 25, 2010

The Ant And The Grasshopper - Democrat-Socialist Version

The following is the Democratic “common good” version of the old favorite, the Ant and the Grasshopper:

Remember the ant and the grasshopper?

OLD VERSION...

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all summer long.  He builds his house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool.  He laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm.  The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

The moral to the story being:  BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NEW VERSION... (sad but true)

The ant works hard, in the withering heat, all summer long.  He builds his house and stores supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks that the ant is a fool.  He laughs, dances and plays the summer away, preparing nothing for the coming winter.

Winter comes, the ant is safe and warm.  The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and fed, while others are cold and starving!

CBS, NBC, ABC & CNN show up to provide pictures of shivering grasshoppers, next to a video of an ant in his comfortable home, with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast! How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer this way?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah, with the grasshopper.  Everyone cries when they sing “It’s Not Easy Being Green”.

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house, where the news stations film the group singing “We Shall Overcome”. Jesse then has the group pray for the grasshopper’s sake, and reminds the group to contribute to his group, so that he can “continue the fight” for grasshoppers, everywhere!

Ted Kennedy (RIP) & John Kerry exclaim, in an interview with Tom Brokaw, that the ant has gotten rich, off the back of the poor grasshopper!  Both call for an immediate tax hike, to make the ant pay “his fair share”!

Finally, the EEOC drafts the “Economic Equity For Grasshoppers Act”, retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire the proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his house is confiscated by the government.

Hillary Clinton gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper, in a defamation suit against the ant. The case is tried in federal court, with a jury comprised of unemployed welfare recipients.

Surprise!  The ant loses the case!

The story ends, as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food, while the government house he lives in (which happens to be the ant’s old house) crumbles around him, due to lack of maintenance!

The ant has disappeared in the snow.  The grasshopper is found, dead, in a drug-related incident.  The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders, who terrorize this once-peaceful neighborhood.

The moral of this version? Don’t vote for Democrats or liberals.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Halloween - Kid's Costumes


SERIOUSLY!! Can you imagine walking up to a house with this on?
You wouldn't be able to get anywhere NEAR the door!






 I hope this cute little girl doesn't go to any left-wing nutjob's house who is anti-Tea Party!
They might go postal on the cute little girl.  Sorry... no kid postal worker costume.  LOL



 Oompa Loompa!

Cute little prickly cactus! 

 Kinda makes me hungry!


I hope this kid doesn't have to climb many stairs 





Need a hint?  See below the pic! 
Answer:  Dukes Of Hazzard's Boss Hogg

Halloween Is Going To Suck This Year - Political Joke - Haunted Houses

Saturday, October 09, 2010

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Federal Government Is Changing The National Emblem From The Eagle To A Condom


Official Announcement:

The government, today, announced that it is
changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance.  A condom allows
for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being
screwed!!!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!!

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

IMMIGRATION CRIME ALERT

IMMIGRATION CRIME ALERT

The United States Border Patrol is asking citizens to keep on the lookout for a red 1951 Chevy that they suspect is being used to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border of Mexico and into points along the U.S. border. If you see the vehicle pictured below and have reasons to believe that it is the suspect vehicle, you are urged to contact your local police department or federal government authorities.



LOL.  I don't know who comes up with some of the jokes going around but hats off to them!

Lenny Vasbinder

Limbaugh Labels Obama 'Jackass' on Economy - NewsMax.com

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/Rush-Limbaugh-Obama-jackass-economy/2010/10/05/id/372708

By: David A. Patten Tuesday, 05 Oct 2010 05:53 PM

Radio talk-show giant Rush Limbaugh blasted President Barack Obama for his flawed understanding of the economy on Tuesday, referring to Obama as an "economic ignoramus" and a "jackass."

Triggering Limbaugh's wrath on his program were Obama's remarks to his economic recovery board on Monday.

At that meeting, top economic experts Martin Feldstein and William Donaldson advised the president to encourage businesses to hire workers by extending the Bush tax cuts. But Obama defended his policy of allowing taxes to increase on those families earning $250,000 or more.

"I don’t know any economists," said the president, "who think we are likely to get a bump in aggregate demand from $700 billion of borrowed money going to people like those of us around the table, who, if I suspect want a flat-screen TV, can afford one right now and are going out and buying one."

Limbaugh said he found it incredible that the president believes purchases of flat-screened televisions could bring about an economic recovery. He pointed out most of those are made in China anyway.

Obama is an “idiot, where capitalism is concerned,” Limbaugh said.

During the exchange with the economists, Obama said he was not concerned that wealthy people hit by large tax increases would "take their ball and go home," rather than contribute to economic activity.

According to ABC News, Limbaugh referred to the president as "our imam-child." Limbaugh shot back, “They have already taken their trillion-dollar ball home, and they're sitting on it, you jackass!"

Limbaugh pointed out that no one was proposing additional tax cuts. Extending the Bush tax cuts for everyone, Limbaugh said, would encourage businesses to invest and create jobs “which, once upon a time, we were told, was Obama’s top priority.”

Limbaugh added of the president: "He's a jackass. He's an economic illiterate. He's an economic ignoramus.”

“And that's being charitable.”

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Disease Alert And Information About Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folks you really care about... and might get a little chuckle from this one. ;-)

Lenny Vasbinder
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