Saturday, October 09, 2010

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - Federal Government Is Changing The National Emblem From The Eagle To A Condom

Official Announcement:

The government, today, announced that it is
changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance.  A condom allows
for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives
you a sense of security while you're actually being

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!!

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